The Caveman and his Wheelbarrow
Inside his house, a man heard the sound of loud banging on his front door. He opened the door and standing on the front step was a strange looking man wearing an animal skin suit and sandals,sandals, with dirty stragglestraggly hair and a curlycurly beard. He was carrying a club and had a stone wheelbarrowwheelbarrow full of bones standing on the lawn.
"Hello, how may I help you?" asked the man.
"Do you have bone?" croaked the caveman.caveman.
"No," the man answered, looking surprised.
"OK," said the caveman. He looked at his feet for a short moment and then looked up again. "Have bone now?"
"No!" the man said grumpy.grumpily "And by the way, why do you have a wheelbarrow that is made out of stone on my lawn?"
The caveman said, "I am getting bones for Dog."
The man looked a bit puzzledpuzzled and said, "One more question, why do you have a club?"
"Because I can do this!" BONG! He hit the man over the head with the club. "Sorry, not sorry, hahaha!" he snorted.
By Keilani