Tourist Advertisement for Hazard Planet by Charlie
Category: Persuasion
Is your life very boring and predictable?
Then come on down to Hazard Planet, where you can't predict anything except the Chelsea games which we always win.
The magnificent landmarks are amazing and all Chelsea themed. They're all blue and white with a lion at the front.
The price is awesome for us if not for you (but every cent counts). We might make 10,000 dollars a second because of tourism but you have the time of your life.
- One football pitch that never needs mowing every ten meters. You can watch games or even play games.
- Visit our famous attraction - Mount Chelsea which is a completely natural blow-up football you can climb for two bucks, but no popping it!
- Come to see our universe-class Chelsea Theme Park on the beautiful blue beaches. No bare feet!
Take note of these laws:
- No Arsenal supporters allowed!
- Only Chelsea clothes or you will be banished for life!
Contact us on 0800200606 to book tickets or go to our website:
www.plumsisland.co.nz
Come to the smallest planet in the universe today!
By Charlie